Relax....this one ain't a fuckin tribute to love.....I'm done with rehab and very proud to say I'm outta love and shit.....this is my first attempt after the insanity I'd plunged into.....so here goes!
THE DEVIL AND THE ENGINEER!
Mystic eyes and a devil's brain
I bet her tears make acid rain
Long time since they chucked her out
Too much she was for Hell, no doubt!
LBJ got fucked in 'Nam
And Papa Bush cudn't nail Saddam
Strategy din do dick there
And neither did those strikes from air!
Then it hits me (I'm slow allright!)
They din hav her when they went in to fight!
Not even born when they bombed the 'Cong
Mighta been in diapers in Desert Storm!
If they'd let her loose out there
They'd have busted charlie's lair
Wudn't have needed no fuckin evac
And Dubya wud have to skip Ey-rack
Hell she's a devil and a gud one at that
I bet she keeps hellfire under all the fat
Hundred and sixty? No probs at all
Keep ur whip crackin and I'll play ball
Hell I love this shit it's so fucking fun!
But if she finds out then I'm gonna burn!
I'm hoping to Hell that she'll understand
I'd sure hate to drop dead, face in the sand!
She's got a temper that no fire can match
Enought to boil Wolfram - and there lies the catch....
Mouth goes dry and body goes numb
I just stand and stare as if I'm struck dumb
Scared to speak lest she curse me to hell
Scared I might sound my own knell
But when I look deep in those eyes.....
Holy shit! I know I'm right!
Coz everyone's good deep down inside
And this one's no different although she may hide
Coz deep below beneath all the fire
There's a motherlode of gold in that deathly mire!
