Thursday, January 15, 2009
Back in Business!
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Love and Shit like That....
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Babies Blow!!!
OK ... this is in no way meant to offend the ppl of Bhutan... but point made!!
2. Babies are quite useless to have around the house, considering the efforts parents hav to put in...... 'sfar as I'm concerned, the only times they come in handy are:
- To get one of 'em reserved seats in public transport.
- To make urself popular at family get-togethers and get all ur family (special emphasis on girls) to play ass-grab with u.
- To torture ur guests by forcing them to watch ur kids' antics (although they'd rather prefer a 6-hour long hara kiri to it).
- To get preferential treatment in general.
My personal objections come frm personal experience in dealing with others' kids.....as a child my parents wud try real hard to make me appreciate some random kid dashing of a toothless grin at me from his mom's arms......and I wud be like "Dude just get the fuck out of here! U ain't Mary Pickford!".....in fact I had to restrain myself from actually putting my fingers to my head and playing Devil.....this is what they look like when they give u that grin...
Then of course there are the times when u see ppl drooling over the shitty little things that babies do.....enthu young parents will actually make and put up videos of their baby drooling!! Go search for "baby drool " on Youtube!( I actually did!!) Jeez! Get a life...I know u love ur babies , but hey , I like my sanity to remain unviolated too! Drooling , crawling , pooping , even turning in their beds.....
What next?
"My baby inhaling and exhaling....so cute LOL!" ???? !!!
Now a lot of ppl seem to tell me...."Just wait until u get a baby"....but they never really bother to explain what it is that I shud watch out for.....it's so lame it could draw Disability Pay! And I ain't exaggerating...I've been told this on 3 separate occasions and am still to hear the rest of the sentence!
OK I think enough said....more and I'd probably have someone start "Mothers Against Shree"....and to be fair to the opposition I will concede that there's one thing babies are particularly helpful for- hell I even respect them for it!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
It's War Now!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is Hemant Karkare.....chief of Maharashtra ATS and a brave and honest man......like a true braveheart he led his men in the offensive and died a hero's death during last night's madness! As long as we have such examples in front of us, its enough....
That one spark from a tinderbox did wonders for Andersen's fairytale soldier.......
and we are real people!!!
Hats off to the courage of Hemant Karkare.........may his sacrifice remind us that for every piece of filth thats desecrating our Motherland, there's one ready to clean up that filth!!!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Who's A Bitch Now?
Now, I am a forgiving man and could summon strength to fight that particular evil...... But there's one thing that in my opinion overtakes the Holocaust and My Lai......What ppl write in the "ABOUT ME" field.....Oh My God!....I'd rather get all my fingers cut off,one after the other, with a blunt knife than read thru all the bullshit that ppl cram into that one column....it's unbelievable how many dickheads there are who seem to believe that they're competing for "Dipshit of the Year"....(I am at a lack of knowledge abt the feminine equivalent of dickhead, but get the point: girls are just as bad....no,worse!)....its almost like they jumped headfirst into a cement mixer before pouring out their emotions and feelings..... to think of the utter nonsense that ppl put in......
Here's a few representative samples.....
(*NOTE: I don't remember who it came from, but if you find things like "bitch","friends forever","cute",or "life is ......",u know its a girl!)
1.I m a ______ bitch......Who cares? U might be a bitch,a slutbag, some random struggling model or Lindsay Lohan - How the fuck is it of any use to anyone to know u r a bitch? I mean the only ppl who know u are likely to have knowledge of this particular trait of your personality.....and * who the fuck else * cares?
2. I am a guy/gal wid an attitude......attaboy Tonto, show us ur attitude....oh wait, there aint such a thing....its just a way to frantically claw at looking cool....."Guess what Sherlock? U AINT FREAKIN COOL!"...such miserable ppl dont deserve to be writing.....they should be put to some good use, like picking landmines in Burma(yes,I got this frm Rambo 4, which kicks ass by the way) or providing a distraction to the raiders in Darfur.....a definite no-no...
3.To know me u gotta be my friend.....this one doesn't make *ANY* sense....if I am ur friend I already know abt u.....and if I want to be friends this aint the least help.....Why even bother writing?
And if these sadists weren't getting enough twisted pleasure from stuff like that, there's another thing called "Testimonials". Probably the largest collection of lies I've ever seen.....not even the best politicians could come up with that much crap in one place!.....It almost makes u feel that Utopia exists and all are goody-good and that the Moon is made of cream cheese!!! But that's just one part.....the real excrutiating part is the manner....its so damn cheesy u could put on weight just by reading it.....All sorts of random stuff - drawings, names dissected to assign some quality to each letter,downright lies abt how those ppl are "sooooooo good/cute/nice" or,of course,my worst fear come true- cheesy couplets/quatrains/poems.....By Gar! With credentials like that there's no need to have a jury for the Nobel Peace Prize.....just give it to that fellow with a testimonial saying "Grrrrrrrrrrr8 Frnd" or some such crap....
Enough said ......I can feel my hands rushing towards my neck......But one last word of advice for all u "self-proclaimed bitches and jocks with attitudes"....
PULL YER HEADS OUTTA UR ASSES!....
GET A LIFE!!!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Ten Things That Suck!!
"OOH ! CHO CHWEET!"
Nothing less than eternal damnation in Hell, if u ask me!
4.Linkin Park... OK this is my personal opinion.....hell,it still sucks!
5.A useless roomate....possibly the worst thing that can happen to you in a hostel(except if the authorities discover pot in ur room!)
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Maddox Rules. Period.
Oh yeah, one more thing.... interestingly, Maddox says in one of his posts that " I signed the petition myself...who cares?"
Well, check out the stuff urself,and form ur opinions....as far as I'm concerned:
MADDOX RULES!!!!